Hu-Putin-Bush: That sounds like a question for the American public for putting George in the White House. But what are they up to here?

10. Donning Burqas to protest the Dutch government's intended ban on burqas.

9. Showing a culturally politically correct version of the clan's garb. It was one of the ideas for the design challenges on Project Runway that was eventually, and correctly, left out.

8. Showing solidarity with the Pakistani hijra community.

7. Showcasing the new radiation suits for protection against North Korean nukes.

6. Playing a game of Sahaeli Bujh Pahaeli while trashing Blair.

5. Showing they are all cut from the same cloth.

4. Figuring out whether putting this dress on Saddam would be a worse punishment than hanging him.

3. Determining whether these dresses can hide weapons and should be banned in public.

2. Determining whether these dresses can promote abstinence.

1. Their moms got them all the same costume for the Halloween party.