Thursday, November 09, 2006

Spiritual Restoration
I know a few people who buy their spiritual restoration at Restoration Hardware for a few thousand dollars. However, it seems, in the case of Haggard and his spiritual cohorts it might mean restoring his hardware to respond to the fairer sex. I was amazed that this out of all his offences may be the main focus of the restoration. Maybe they should call it sexual orientation gene restoration. Come to think of it they can open a charity for sexual orientation gene identification and alteration research. The only problem is it might require the use of embryonic stem cells.
Haggard just wants a way back into his “community”. If he really wanted a restoration of the spirit -if he ever had any to begin with- then he must recognize not only there were things that he did wrong but also that some of what he was preaching is wrong.

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