Hair's Conciliation

I say appealing and you say appalling
I say appalling and you say appealing
Appealing, appalling, appalling, appealing
Let’s call the whole thing off

I say Hair and you say hairy
I say bear it and you say bury him
Hair, hairy, bear, bury
Let’s call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part
And oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart

When you are appealing I think it’s appalling
I’ll be appalling unless you give up appealing
For I know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off, off
Oh, let's call the whole thing off

I say tamper and you say temper
I say tribunal and you say tribulation
Tamper, temper, tribunal, tribulation
Let’s call the whole thing off

I say racial and you say Ray shall
I say throw and you say thorough
Racial, Ray shall, throw, thorough
Let’s call the whole thing off


But oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part
And oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart

So, if you are thorough I still say throw
I'll say racial and you know Ray shells
For I know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off, off
Oh, let's call the whole thing off