For Sale

(Lalit Modi at the bidding box)

One player for sale!
One player for sale!
One trying and skillful player for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One who will buy this fantastic player for sale,
This champion and master young player for sale?


With apologies to Shel Silverstein.