The Kiss and Drawing a Foul

By Dr. Phil McGraw

People let me break this down for you. There has been a lot of controversy on the issue between Mr. Pon-ting, and Mr. Aaaa-mer, and Mr. Broaaad. Let me break it down. To Mr. Pon-ting this was like a kiss. Mr. Aaaa-mer leaned in 90% and Mr. Pon-ting reciprocated with the remaining 10% thus establishing contact.

On the other hand to Mr. Aaaa-mer this was like drawing a foul in basketball. He went in close with a feint evoking a contact from Mr. Pon-ting.

And Mr. Broaaad, I don't know what you were thinking. Come on now. Whether you think it is a kiss or drawing a foul your actions do not make sense. You are the referee. Yes you are. You are like the breath between the kiss; don't act like the elbow toss in the drawing of the foul. Ok.