Now that he does not seem interested in having a first class umpiring career with the ECB Hair will write a book and to promote it and himself here is a list of things.
10. File case against the ICC for racial discrimination.
9. Go on Strictly Come Dancing.
8. Go on Big Brother with all the international players retiring after the world cup.
7. With his sharp eye should be a cinch for a tennis ref. He gets in a fight with Roger at the next Australian Open final which he will chair. He then tells Federer that he has lost by forfeit. Wait that's for the next book.
6. Anything but go back to his old job where according to him he made twice the money.
5. Take over the Trim Spa spokesperson spot opened up due to Anna Nicole Smith's untimely demise.
4. Become the first "umpire expert" in the commentary box. Commenting on the umpiring decisions as an "expert".
3. Take Doctrove down with him.
2. Play Dick Cheney in an upcoming Oliver Stone movie.
1. Become the next crocodile hunter.
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